Never fear I can use my solitary testicle and 60 degree angled erection

oh bby put it on my sideface

I used to have knees, then I drew a shoulder killing me and my orgasm :

i used to have orgasms, that was before i got a paw through the arm

TOO BUSY FIXING ART PROBABLY EL OH EL

OH SORRY I WAS BLINDED BY BAD ART AND FAIL KNEES I COULD NOT FIND THE FOLLOW BUTTON

MONG WHY

Person looking an the pretty artists work: “Oh wow! thats really good you need to do something with that!

Then looking at my work: “thats…neat…what is it?

its also the subject matter that comes into play as well. these people draw shoddy still life while i stay quiet and try to use some modicum of imagination in my work. but honestly i think if i was some anorexic twat with the same creatures and stuff i draw now, i swear id be somewhere else with my art. this whole thing might sound odd but the world caters to the beautiful. my work may be beautiful, to some degree, but the face behind the work seems like it has to be matched in pleasing aesthetics……

on fa, these people posting photos of themselves that are considered pretty get fauned over even when their style is complete shit and lacking any sense of a functioning imagination.

while i love what i do, i swear that if theres not a pretty face behind the work, the world will pass you by…

This just made my day. Thank you

Slugs should make anyone’s day